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In the famous words of Noddy Holder, “IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!” So I thought a light hearted seasonal thread might be in order. I won’t even try to make it dog or BHDB related although do free to turn the subject back to dogs.
I’ll just give you one of my favourite jokes, it’s not rude but some could consider it a tad risqué so the very easily offended might want to look away now.
Imagine a lecture hall in a medical school. The students are nervously awaiting the arrival of the professor. He is notorious for firing out questions from the moment he arrives. He is equally notorious for not suffering fools gladly.
The professor bursts in. He stands in the centre of the room and surveys the assembled students. Very unusually there is only one female student sitting alone among a dozen or more men.
His eyes fix on the lone woman and he fires out his first question, “Miss Brown, what part of the human body expands ten times when a person gets excited”. The student looked down at her desk, avoiding the professor’s gaze; she shifted in her seat and blushed bright red. The silence weighed heavy as embarrassment turned to exasperation. Finally she said, “Professor I don’t think it’s fair that you singled me out for that question.”
“All right”, said the professor, “Mr Jones I direct the same question to you”. The male student replied instantly, “The pupil of the eye”.
“Exactly”, said the professor, “the pupil of the eye expands ten times when a person is excited”.
“Now, Miss Brown, from your answer I deduce three things. First you have not studied. Second you do not have the attitude appropriate for medical life. And third, my dear, I’m afraid you are in for some serious disappointment”.
Merry Christmas!!
Kevin
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